Hi back, Dunwoody_Rob,
No offence, but I can't relate to "mystery" people. Please have a complete profile including a profile photo if you want me to respond to you seriously. If you do that, you may contact me again.
Hi there Dunwoody_Rob,
I’m interested in getting to know someone who is serious about dating. You seem like a quality guy, and that intrigues me. Check out my profile and feel free to ask any questions.
Collectables, Computers/Internet, Cooking, Gambling, Hosting/entertaining, Investing/Stock Market, Pets/animals, Volunteer on GayTies, Help admin with GayTies.com
Not around nonsmokers
Like to be out doing things, Just you & me
Sense of Humor:
Friendly, Clever/Quick Witted, Raunchy, Sarcastic
In my own words:
I am a funny fucker. I lead a life of sin and would not have it any other way!
If you are easily offended by dark, sarcastic humor then you prolly' want to avoid me.
I will be the nicest, most generous, overly protective, and supporting person you will likely have ever met. I am straight acting and can be comfortable in most any situation. I consider myself smart but I am not an asshole about it. If you are intimidated by intelligent conversations and people who challenge things just for the sake of the challenge, you will not like me.
I'm searching for a mutually beneficial arrangement. I am not here looking for love or a relationship. However, if it happens I would not be against it. I'm here looking for a young, or young looking 18-30 year old that's slim and likes to be treated well. I'm a 42 year old hippy that plays professional poker for a living. I like the fast life and skinny party boys! I am NOT trying to be a dick in what I am looking for in a man. I am a typical 42 year old poker player that has a poker player body from sitting and doing nothing.
I am not looking for a physical peer. I am looking to get the greatest sexual pleasure I can out of you. My desires in a man are simply based on the traits that feed my fantasies. Since you will always be treated with kindness and generosity, I have no guilt in insisting that you be youthful and thin. So, if you have hangups about "older" men and are unable to enjoy yourself unless your date is Leo DiCaprio then I am not for you. I have a profound fetish for skinny, young party boys since my first visit to the Montreal gogo boy clubs. I am not looking for a professional hooker. Rather, I am looking for guys that have so much self-confidence they are able to feed my 'hooker' fetish without having to fake it like a whore.
It is easy to spot when someone is just playing to my desires. Regardless of how professional a boy may think he is, it is impossible to replicate the attitude (and performance) of a guy that honestly enjoys being with me. No offense intended to the many professionals out there that can perform adequately for an "old" man, but the fact that they need to perform at all makes me steer away.
I have safer sex?:
A few extra pounds, Chubby
White / European
A little hair
Not religious / Agnostic
Roles & Positions:
Bottom / Receiver
Frequency of sex:
Oral sex, Porn, One-on-one, Role play, Bondage, BDSM/power exchange, Voyeurism, Semi-public sex
I'll tell you later
What I like:
I know this was very long and boring, but if you are someone who I want to meet then you understand everything I am saying. If you find my words ponderous or it was a chore to read this, then that's an indication that we would never be happy exchanging our various services. Finally, I want to make it clear that my sexual desires are pretty easy to satisfy yet also difficult for someone to feign enjoyment. I am an ORAL bottom. You can lay there and let me lick and service you orally from head to toe or you can try and skull fuck me until I pass out. I think there is nothing sexier then a guy being rough and challenging my throat. But if you are what i am looking for then you being passive is great too. So, other then me licking your ass (if it is clean!), what I am looking for sexually is very vanilla. I don't want reciprocation.
I want everything to be completely about me giving you pleasure. However, because of my tastes, if you are not able to get hard and nourish me with a money shot then stay away. You must be able to perform for it to work with us! If we went too crazy partying then of course I understand. In fact, since it will be me providing the party, I would have nobody to blame but myself if we got too fucked up. But hey, that's gonna happen every now and then because the party is what our arrangement will be surrounded with. If you don't like to party you won't like me.
I am disease free and you need to be also. I expect a milkshake every time I see you and I don't want to get cooties on my lips or in my mouth.