Your Daily Horoscope!

Aries Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

Today will be an adventurous day, full of action and bold maneuvers. You'll have to shuck and jive and outwit obstacles at every turn. You'll emerge victorious but, geez, if getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks is this much work, you'd be better off brewing it yourself.

Taurus Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

The only thing worse than power struggles at home will be those at work. In short, the day will be an uphill struggle. You may have to be a jerk to win some of these battles, but you're no stranger to that. So do what you must to keep from relinquishing your power, especially to those not worthy.

Gemini Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

Pull the reins on your opinions today, as there may be those who take offense. There's no easier way to get into a ruckus that to piss off people with your loud opinions. Save it for when you're in the company of like-minded people who've heard it before.

Cancer Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

Recent financial gains will have stepping out the bargain basement today, on the escalator up to the top floor! Go ahead and splurge on something pretty; you deserve it! But hold onto a little common sense while splashing out. Saving some for tomorrow will double the fun.

Leo Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

Just when you think you're at the top of your game, something knocks you down a few pegs. Frustrating, yes, but consider it an important lesson in confidence building. Hopefully you're learning something as you climb, at least enough to keep you from getting knocked down so often.

Virgo Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

Don't feel guilty for wanting to punch out the next person who calls you a fierce tranny. You won't have time for people who can't think for themselves, and whose dialogue is peppered with one tired pop culture catchphrase after another. So you may want to stay away from Abercrombie and Banana Republic, too.

Libra Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

Take off the X-Ray specs today as the details will be the least of your problems. You'll need to focus on the big picture today, but there'll be so much to choose from. So stop channel surfing and go with one show -- preferably not Desperate Housewives or The View.

Scorpio Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

You'll feel a churning deep in your gut today and the first makings of a migraine. This will be before leaving the house. The day will devolve from there. You'll want to lubricate yourself afterward at a favorite watering hole, but hit the gym instead. Relieve some stress before going right home.

Sagittarius Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

If life were a long-distance flight, you'll be bumped to first class! Good fortune will flash you a toothy grin today, and there'll be fun surprises in store for you. Like when you discover that flight is bound for Sydney, Australia, and the hunk sitting next to you is staying in the same hotel as you.

Capricorn Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

Co-workers will be like children today, and guess who's the babysitter? You'll have to do a lot of hand holding and soothing of hurt feelings to get anything done. You won't mind if it'll help facilitate work, but you'll draw the line at changing diapers.

Aquarius Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

Compromises often must be struck in any kind of collaboration. Romantically, it means lifestyle changes are to be expected, but hold some things as sacred. You'll begrudgingly give up listening to Black Sabbath, but asking you to reject your morning talk show borders on cruel and inhumane.

Pisces Daily GayScope for August 21, 2018

The office will resemble an episode of 'Maury' today, you know, the one with the transvestites? It'll be easy to get caught up in the drama, but resist the urge to jump on stage. Stay in the audience with the rest the wolves. Getting hit the head with a folding chair can really ruin your day.