Your Daily Horoscope!

Aries Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

Be frank and open with co-workers today. Tell them in no uncertain terms what you think of them and their work performance. But if they offer their opinions of you, tell them to shut up, and mind their own freakin' business.

Taurus Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

Don't take any financial risks today, no matter how tempting. Be especially aware of those who will want to take your money from you. That includes used car salesmen, TV evangelists, and ex-boyfriends.

Gemini Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

You can usually make people laugh, but your joviality is being met with threatening glares today. Is it them, or you? Can they all be in a group bad mood, or are they finally fed up your court jester routine?

Cancer Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

You wouldn't be so crabby if you took better care of yourself. Make it all about you today, so pamper away! A trip to the spa, a massage, or a cup of herbal tea at an outside cafe will do the trick. You'll see the color come back in your cheeks. Which cheeks? You be the judge.

Leo Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

Don't let petty people bother you today. They'll be drawn to you because they think you're as shallow and bitter as them. Tell them off today, because you're not like that, right? Right?

Virgo Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

Try as you might, you can't get out of family obligations. It's a guilt thing. Grow a backbone, boy, or it'll be another weekend of birthday parties, baby showers and bar mitzvahs. And Aunt Gladys and her nephew will be at all of them.

Libra Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

You'll be part of the intelligentsia today, exploring high ideas and deep thoughts. You will be too deep for people to comprehend, and only NASA computers will be able to make a mental connection. But try anyway. The people need you today.

Scorpio Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

Don't let others lead you on today. Everyone will have a great idea that they'll want you to buy into, and they'll be very persuasive. Your instincts will tell you who to trust, and who to report to the Feds.

Sagittarius Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

After a dry spell, you may see the fires of inspiration come to life today. You'll see new solutions to old problems, like a veil's been lifted from your eyes. Keep those fires burning, because they go out just as quickly as they start.

Capricorn Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

Keep working on a difficult project today. The temptation is to hang it up, admit defeat. But pride won't let you do that. Look at it from a different angle. Success is close. Be the ball.

Aquarius Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

Get together with people who think like you today. Being in like-minded company means everyone will be agreeable, safe in the knowledge that there will be no dissenters, or opposite opinions.

Pisces Daily GayScope for May 27, 2020

Don't listen to any office gossip today, no matter how juicy or damaging. Don't degrade yourself by taking part in degrading innuendo. Unless it has something to do with someone you hate, of course.