Aries Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
Your bottom lip will quiver today, your eyes will well up and that's a sure sign that an emotional breakdown is imminent. Letting the waterworks flow will help you feel better, but let this be a lesson to you. Never watch an entire week's worth of your soap in one sitting, not matter how much you love your TiVo.
Taurus Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
Socializing at lunch with trusted coworkers is always fun. You'll be able to say whatever you want in such a relaxed environment. So gab away with them today -- you'll never believe what you'll hear. The gossip you learn about other colleagues may be juicier than the mushroom burger you'll devour.
Gemini Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
An extravagant recent weekend may have you strapped for cash today. So you may have to tighten your belt to make ends meet. But you'll be annoyed that the belt is made from cheap Naugahyde and run out and buy one made of Italian leather, thereby exposing the root of your money problems.
Cancer Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
Your emotions will be like a witch's cauldron today. They'll boil and bubble and cause you nothing but trouble. So turn them down to simmer today because people may be over them. They may call you a word under their breath that sounds like witch, but which has far nastier connotations.
Leo Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
You may want to be by yourself today and entertain deep thoughts. An outgoing guy like you can be as introspective as everyone else, so sit on a rock and make like Rodin's The Thinker today. But keep your clothes on or the next thing you'll be thinking about is how to make bail.
Virgo Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
You may need a good therapist to pull you out of your emotional morass today. But they charge a lot, so turn to your friends instead. They'll be supportive and understanding, even if they've heard it all before. Still, it'll be good to vent while saving yourself $120 an hour.
Libra Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
Stress will rain from the skies today, so keep your head down. You'll be able to dodge some of those drops until it becomes a downpour. But no matter what the optimists say, a smile often makes a lousy umbrella. What you'll need to get by today is a hard hat and a stiff appletini.
Scorpio Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
Your well-honed powers of intuition often tell you who's worthy of your amorous advances. But that talent may let you down today as you let the wrong guy slip through. The thrash metal albums and pentagram tattooed on his butt may be a harbinger of the scary things to come.
Sagittarius Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
Compassion may inspire you to give a hand to some of our ailing brothers today. So volunteer your time at an AIDS hospice or caregiver group. Your ebullience and good cheer will be worth their weight in gold, because laughter can indeed be the best medicine.
Capricorn Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
You'd rather be at the gates of Hell than at work today. But it's not like you have any other options, so make the best of it. The day may actually turn out to be enjoyable, especially when the janitor with the heavenly body stops by for the weekly deep cleaning.
Aquarius Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
A foggy mind will keep you from concentrating on important tasks today. But gather some focus if you're going to deal with them. So you may have to shut off the distracting Internet, although that may be like asking you to cut your leg off. Hmm, you weren't using that leg anyway.
Pisces Daily GayScope for September 09, 2026
When life gets you down you can always depend on your Mom to pull you through. So give her a call if she lives far away and cry on her proverbial shoulder. But visit her if she lives close by. You won't know what will be more soothing, her love and support or her homemade sausage lasagna.