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Aries Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

Your hard work could pay off as your dream guy finally agrees to go to dinner. What better time to get to know someone better, and to analyze some of his traits. But when you find that's he's an open mouth eater with the table manners of a wolverine, your dream may suddenly become a nightmare.

Taurus Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

Smother people with insincere flattery today. Tell them how fabulous they are and no, those pants don't make you look fat! Of course you know the awful truth, but this will be your revenge for never inviting you to join them for lunch.

Gemini Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

Reach deep inside and pull out some of your hidden strengths today. You'll need them, as the office will be one birthday party after another. Everything will look so good you'll want to dump it all into a feedbag and go to town. But that'll only make you fat, unhappy and not feeling very pretty.

Cancer Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

There's nothing wrong with planning a dinner party so you can meet a friend of a friend. That's what socializing is all about. And doing it in the comfort of your home puts you at an advantage. So be the king of the castle today, master of your domain, and don't be afraid to show off a little.

Leo Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

Treat your circle of friends to a lavish dinner tonight. Spare no expense and order the best of wining and dining. They'll greatly appreciate your generosity. But don't forget to talk to everyone about work. This way you can write the whole thing off as a business expense.

Virgo Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

You may not have the bucks to travel abroad today. So do the next best thing and explore the multinational restaurants in your town. It'll be almost as good as being there. You'll not only save in airfare, but you won't have to fly fourteen hours if you want to go for a second visit.

Libra Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

It's only midweek, but problems with co-workers could already have you fried. Do what you can to keep your mind off them and you should escape unscathed. Eat a piece of chocolate every time you see one of them. That should put you in your happy space until 5 o'clock rolls around.

Scorpio Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

A power struggle with a formidable opponent today could get intense today. But his experience will be greater than yours, and you may have to concede defeat. You'll do so humbly, and you'll have to admit that you never thought you'd meet anyone who could beat you at 'Golden Girls' trivia.

Sagittarius Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

A stressful day could have you overeating today. Snacking mindlessly may take the edge off the today's tension, but could catch up to you once the weekend arrives. Then you may find yourself changing your party clothes from tight and revealing to something with an elastic waistband.

Capricorn Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

Letting people know things are not to your satisfaction today may require some demonstrative hissy fits. Yet don't be upset if your honesty ruins what should be a fun event. Still, you'll bristle when you see pizzas that are loaded with anchovies, and you'll put an end to the office pizza party.

Aquarius Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

There'll be electricity in the air as you unveil your latest ideas. People will be agog with excitement, and there may even be TV cameras on hand. But what happens when you reveal? Will they applaud or shield their eyes in terror? Better wear something that won't be easily stained by thrown tomatoes.

Pisces Daily GayScope for July 18, 2018

It may be a nice idea to make a wonderful dinner where you can read poetry aloud over soft candlelight. Such a moment would be even more romantic if you had someone to share it with. As stands, the cat either doesn't like your cooking or she isn't a big fan of E. E. Cummings.